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Thanksgiving is 15 days away. Which means the boxes are already in the cupboard. The stuffing. The can of cranberry sauce. The tub of whipped topping for the pie.
I get it. Nobody is making everything from scratch for 12 people.
But this week I flipped the 6 most popular Thanksgiving shortcuts over and scanned every one of them. Two of them surprised me. One of them passed.
And one has two preservatives in it that the FDA has opened new safety reviews on.
Let's get into it. ☕
QUICK POLL
Be honest. Nobody's judging. (Okay, a little.)
Which Thanksgiving shortcut is NOT leaving your table?
CURATED GOODIES
This week's reads worth your time 🔖
01 — FDA launches a safety reassessment of BHA (HHS, February 2026) BHA is a preservative that keeps fats from going stale in boxed and packaged foods. The US National Toxicology Program lists it as "reasonably anticipated to be a human carcinogen", based on animal studies. The FDA is now re-checking whether it's still safe the way it's used.
→ Approved decades ago doesn't mean re-checked recently.
02 — FDA launches a reassessment of BHT and ADA (FDA) BHA's cousin, BHT, is next on the list, along with ADA, a dough conditioner. Same question: is it still safe at today's levels?
→ Two of the preservatives under review sit in the same box of stuffing.
03 — FDA reassesses BHA safety as states target the preservative (C&EN, 2026) A clear explainer on why BHA is back in the news, and how several US states moved on it before the FDA did.
→ When the states move first, the labels usually follow.
MAIN FEATURE
I Scanned 6 Thanksgiving Shortcuts. Here's What's on the Back.
How I did it: I scanned each barcode in Unjunk AI, the label scanner we've been building for you. It scores the food from 0 to 100, checks it against what Europe allows, and flags anything on the bloating watch-list.
1. Boxed stuffing (Stove Top, turkey) · 57/100
The second ingredient, right after the flour, is high fructose corn syrup. In stuffing.
Then at the very end of the label: "with BHA, BHT and rosemary extract as preservatives." Those are the two preservatives from the reads above, the ones the FDA is re-checking.
To be fair: Europe allows both too, with limits. And the score isn't terrible, because it's low in sugar overall. It loses points for a 27-item ingredient list.
The swap: stale bread cubes, butter, onion, celery, sage and broth. Same dish, 6 ingredients, nothing you can't pronounce.
2. Canned jellied cranberry sauce (Ocean Spray) · 30/100
The whole label is four ingredients: cranberries, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water.
That's two syrups in a four-ingredient food. It comes out to about 28 g of added sugar per 100 g. A normal slice is about 70 g, so roughly 5 teaspoons of added sugar before the pie.
The app also flags it for anyone who bloats: high fructose corn syrup is on the Monash University watch-list for gas and bloating.
The swap: the 10-minute version below. You decide how much sugar goes in.
3. Whipped topping (Cool Whip Original) · 35/100
This one surprised me most. The first five ingredients are: water, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated vegetable oil, then skim milk.
The cream? It's inside the brackets, in the "less than 2%" part.
So the thing we put on pumpkin pie as "cream" is mostly water, two syrups and hardened oil.
The swap: a carton of heavy cream and a whisk. Two minutes. A spoon of maple syrup if you want it sweet.
4. Instant mashed potatoes (Idahoan Buttery Homestyle) · 58/100
Potatoes come first, which is good. Then vegetable oil, maltodextrin, salt and sugar, all before the butter. It's kept fresh with sodium bisulfite, a sulphite, which matters if you're sensitive to them.
The easy swap: if you want to keep the shortcut, the app found Great Value Instant Mashed Potatoes scoring 75, sold at Walmart. Plain flakes, then add your own butter and milk.
5. Jarred turkey gravy (Heinz HomeStyle) · 57/100
Zero added sugar, which I didn't expect. It loses points for a 29-item ingredient list: modified corn starch, flavor enhancers (disodium inosinate and guanylate), caramel color and more.
Real gravy is pan drippings, flour and stock. You already have the drippings. They're in the roasting pan.
6. The one that passed: crispy fried onions (French's) · 72/100
The topping on the green bean casserole scored highest of all six. The label is five ingredients: onions, palm oil, wheat flour, salt and dextrose. No preservatives, no syrups.
It's still fried, so it's a topping, not a side. But this is exactly why it's worth flipping the pack: sometimes the one you'd expect to be worst is the cleanest thing on the table.
One note if you bloat: onion and wheat are both on the watch-list for bloating and gas.
You don't have to make all of Thanksgiving from scratch. Just swap the one or two shortcuts with the worst labels.
THE 10-MINUTE CRANBERRY SAUCE
If you swap just one thing this year, make it this one. It's the easiest.
One 12 oz bag of fresh cranberries, the juice and zest of one orange, and half a cup of water in a pot.
Add 1/3 to 1/2 cup of maple syrup or sugar. Most recipes say a full cup. You won't miss it.
Simmer for 10 minutes until the berries pop. Mash a little.
It sets as it cools. Make it up to 3 days ahead.
That's it. Your guests will think you went to a lot of trouble.
SCAN YOUR OWN THANKSGIVING LIST
Everything above came from scanning the barcode in Unjunk AI. You can do the same with your exact brands before you shop. It shows the score, what Europe does differently, what to watch if you bloat, and a cleaner swap from your own store.
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Shareable 1: "Boxed stuffing: high fructose corn syrup is the 2nd ingredient, and it's preserved with BHA and BHT, two preservatives the FDA is re-checking for safety."
Shareable 2: "Whipped topping's first 5 ingredients: water, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated oil, skim milk. The cream is in the 'less than 2%'."
Shareable 3: "Canned cranberry sauce is 4 ingredients. Two of them are syrups. Homemade takes 10 minutes."
OUTRO
Hit reply and tell me which shortcut is staying on your table, and I'll scan your exact brand for next week's issue.
And if someone else is hosting this year, forward this to her. She'll want to know about the whipped topping before Thursday.
Talk soon,
Wilson From Nature The Cure 🌿
P.S. The crispy onions passed. The "cream" didn't. Flip the pack. It's never the one you think.
